‘Pleasure Captain’ asks internet to help pay for damages to Airbnb in sexual encounter with 11 men

Filet Mignon stayed at an Airbnb in Chicago
Filet Mignon (@thatbanana.s.hadit/Instagram)

A non-binary queer person has suffered viral infamy and condemnation following a trip to Chicago last weekend.

“Filet Mignon” (aka @thatbanana.s.hadit on Instagram), posted to his followers about visiting Windy City for work.

They co-hosted the music festival, Sanctum, last weekend. Net says Weird, “I work in political advocacy, but in my spare time I’m a party mom and a fun captain.”

What happened next is best explained in Filet’s own words.

“Dear Community, As many of you know, this past weekend I hosted @sanctumchicago. The event organizer let me stay at an Airbnb, but after the festival ended, I begged the Airbnb owner, who lived below the unit, if I could stay another 2 nights and he agreed.”

“What happened over the next 40 hours was a master of sex so dirty and indulgent that he made the devil himself blush (he was there.) I fucked on both beds , backed up on the couch to be double penetrated, I spilled my juices on the dining room table and was plowed by my sex machine on the expensive carpet.

“While I thought I was taking the necessary precautions to protect the property, I actually saturated every permeable surface with coconut oil, silicone lube and 17 loads from 11 different men.”

“I reach out in times of need. I’ve been to Chicago, partied like a rock star, trashed an Airbnb, and can’t afford the resulting debt. Anyone can throw 100 people will receive a dirty jockstrap from this event in the mail because I didn’t do my laundry.

“I’ve attached some lovely photos from the weekend, as well as a sample of the 19 photos the Airbnb host sent me of the damage I caused. If you’ve jerked off with me, supporting my cause would be a great way to show your appreciation.

Filet included ways to donate money. The Airbnb host estimated the damage at around $500, but suggested sticking with around $300.

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gay twitter reacts

Very quickly, the post was captured and shared hundreds of times. And a lot of people weren’t impressed.

“Disgusting and satanic behavior. I’m really appalled and I’m gay I can only imagine a straight person reading this,” one person who retweeted the post said.

“There’s a reason people hate us…” said another.

“I hope they charge you interest,” someone said on Instagram. “It’s beyond disgusting, an invasion of other people’s property and gives our community a bad name.”

Some have suggested Filet Mignon donated the $350 they raised to community causes instead.

A few defended Filet, saying they behaved the same way in hotel rooms. Friends and acquaintances also came to their defense.

Filet’s original Instagram post was deleted because it contained a rather risque video. They reposted it without that particular clip.

Take responsibility

After a few days of savagery on Twitter, Filet Mignon today posted a video on their Instagram account, saying “This is what responsibility looks like”.

“I seem to have really struck a chord with some of you. I want to take responsibility and dispel some misconceptions,” they began. “First of all, I want to say I’m sorry” , they continued, looking seriously at the camera.

“I’m so, so sorry that I was funny and that the joke went over your head, shaming you and bashing me, and really exposing you as jealous, self-righteous prudes.”

They continued, “I am so sorry to have a limitless, outrageous, juicy and satisfying sex life. And if you don’t have it, you might not understand how these stains can end up on all the bedding in an Airbnb.

They said they have already donated to the community in a number of ways, which those who know them well know.

“This message was not intended for you. It was a joke. It was intended for my friends and people who want to fuck me.

Filet said people post their sexual exploits on OnlyFans all the time and charge for it. In comparison, Filet only asked for voluntary donations.

They concluded by saying that they had increased their goal to $1,000.

Contacted by WeirdFilet said he had no major regrets about the Airbnb stay.

“I’m surprised by the huge amount of negative comments and takedowns regarding my Airbnb story. I expected it to get mixed reviews, but the gay guys on Twitter aren’t very good with nuance and really let me have it.

“People who actually know me, and many more who don’t know me, understood it was a joke and were incredibly supportive. I’m a dirty, irreverent, sexually liberated fag and I guess that I live in this bubble.

“I had a blast, I didn’t hurt anyone, I stained textiles and I told my friends about it. I have no significant regrets. People shouldn’t take shit so seriously. Made the feast.

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